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At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

 
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There was once a young lawyer, age 29, who was on his way to work when he was hit by a bus. He goes to heaven and meet's St. Peter and pleads, "I am much to young to die, there must be a mistake!". St. Peter thinks about this for a moment and goes out the back to co . . .

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Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill.

The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so success . . .

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  • Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
  • Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.
  • Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose . . .

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